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I'm Austin. I'm a Full time Certified Nurse's Aide, a part time Direct Support Specialist for people with developmental disabilities, artist, mother to an awesome little monster Rhea (and soon to be second little monster), feminist, vegetarian, political activist, partner in crime, fluent in sarcasm, dark humor and pretty much anything else that's not appropriate dinner conversation, tattooed, pierced, advocate for anyone that needs a voice, self injury survivor, sexual abuse survivor, Postpartum OCD Survivor, also I am occasionally the outspoken cunt. I'm a partner, not a wifey. I'm a good talker, practical as fuck. Welcome to my life.


college fees? text books?? the bible said adam and eve not adam and overpriced education

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Socialism:  You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism:  You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism:  You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism:  You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism:  You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism:  You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation:  You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation:  You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation:  You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation:  You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation:  You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation:  You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation:  Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture:  'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism:  You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism:  You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist:  You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism:  You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation:  You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation:  You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia:  You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA:  You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat:  You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Hussie:  You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney:  You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler:  You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice:  You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation:  You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr:  You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr:  I give you a hamburger.
Night Vale:  You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
Achievement Hunter:  You have one cow in a hole. His name is Edgar. Always Edgar.
Cows:  The shit you go through.
This post:  Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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